The font on this page is huge and i have no idea why.

- He was named after Issun-Boshi because I'm very creative with names and totally didn't steal the idea.

- Despite being a school teacher, elementary school children scare him.

- His family is mainly East-Asian, though most of his ancestry belongs to Japan.

- He broke his left leg falling off of a desk, which is why he has an ilizarov frame.

- His teeth are messed up because they're too hard to see for a dentist.

- 90% of his money goes towards medical bills.

- The only people he can tolerate are his younger brother and sister, though he spends time with coworkers on occasion.

- He consumes a near lethal amount of alcohol on Fridays and Saturdays.

- This guy led me into finding my favorite band. When I was making his music page, I just decided to put TOOL in it because spotify reccomended it (I know, ew), and then I realized they were actually really good.